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Its been 24 hours since the Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 premiere, which was precisely how long I needed to process all of Tuesday nights ridiculousness before I could collect myself and write this recap.From the moment the theme song started, it was like we had been transported to a sleazy reality motel. Then Daniel poured maple syrup all over himself and there was no turning back.Major storylinesSo many thoughts -- and concerns -- but all of them lead back to one lethal word: Chad.Hurricane Chad hit really, really, really hard Tuesday night.We were first reintroduced to our antagonist prior to his arrival in Mexico. The Chad Bear took a brief moment to explain what hes been up to since his dismissal from The Bachelorette -- hanging with his dog -- then proceeded to reiterate that America had a misconception of him on Jojos season, and finished his spiel by informing us that he does consider himself to be a romantic person. ... Okay.?Upon making his grand entrance on the beach, he quipped: Me, Daniel, roses, alcohol, girls ... what could possibly go wrong?Oh my ominous.Shortly after, Chad met Lace -- whose crazy matches his own -- and thus it was only a matter of time before they started making out and play-fighting (or maybe real fighting?) in the hot tub.(Brief aside: Remember when Lace yelled at Ben on his season of The Bachelor for failing to make eye contact with her during the rose ceremony? Im just saying, this Chad-Lace union could have serious potential.)However, the new couples wild bliss was short-lived, even by BIP standards, and ended in Chad hurling slurred insults her way ... then maybe, accidentally, soiling his swim trunks, because #BachelorInParadise.The episode came to a close the following morning with host Chris Harrison asking Chad to leave paradise. Chad then turned on Harrison and began yelling at him for reportedly drinking mimosas in a robe while watching the show from his hotel room ... yeah, it was tough to follow. But the important takeaway here was that The Chad got kicked off the show.?Hook ups and budding romancesChad and LaceJared and Jubilee (Disclaimer: Keep an eye on the twins; one of them confessed she is also vying for his affections.)Nick and Amanda (The preview for next week showed a Josh Murray arrival that is primed to end this union before it begins.)Vinny and Izzy?Break upsChad and LaceLoser of the weekThe award goes to Daniel for being wildly offensive. Chads right-hand-man from Jojos season could possibly be even as offensive as Chad himself. Here is a sampling of his quotes from the episode:I was hoping for some good-looking girls. So far Im not impressed.So far these are just Poodles and Yorkies. Street dogs.?Lets rate girls. I love rating girls.?Hopefully theres some better fresh fruit that comes in ... so far the fruit thats here looks like its been bruised in transportation.?Hey Daniel, take a lap ... or five.?Winner(s) of the weekSarah. After hearing The Chad spew?misogynistic word vomit at Lace, she clapped back saying: The way youre talking about women is so disrespectful. I want nothing to do with it. Nothing.?In a franchise where feminist moments are few and far between, Sarah made it clear that the women of Season 3 arent buying the sexist garbage.Bye Chad, you can go shave your back now (Regina George voice).?The Twins. Apparently Emily and Hayley have some magical package deal immunity that allows them both to come back if one of them is given a rose. So while the lack of recognition for them as individuals is disturbing, they do seem to have an obvious advantage over the rest of the competition.From the look of the preview, Episode 2 is going to be a juicy one. 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Leaf had 25 points, 10 rebounds and eight assists, and fellow freshman Lonzo Ball added 13 points, 10 rebounds and seven assists as No.2 UCLA overpowered UC Santa Barbara 102-62 on Wednesday night.Aaron Holiday had 20 points for the Bruins (11-0), who led by 24 points at halftime and were never threatened by the outmanned Gauchos (1-7).It was the fifth time this season the Bruins scored at least 100 points.Ami Lakoju had 12 rebounds and 11 points, and Gabe Vincent added 10 points for the Gauchos.Santa Barbara outrebounded UCLA 50-46 but shot only 30.1 percent (25 of 83).The Bruins played their second consecutive game without starting center Thomas Welch, who is out with a bruised right heel.---No. 4 BAYLOR 89, SOUTHERN U. 59WACO, Texas -- Johnathan Motley had 20 points and 10 rebounds for Baylor.The Bears (9-0) hadnt played since a 76-61 win over then-No. 7 Xavier on Dec. 3, but scored 15 of the games first 18 points and shot 64 percent in the first half to put it away early.Jared Sam and Shawn Prudhomme scored 24 points each to lead Southern (4-6). They combined to shoot 18 for 27 from the field, but the rest of the Jaguars combined to make five field goals.---No. 14 WISCONSIN 73, GREEN BAY 59MADISON, Wis. -- Nigel Hayes scored 24 points to lead Wisconsin.Zak Showalter added 16 points, including a career-high four 3-pointers, and Ethan Happ had 14 points and 10 rebounds for the Badgers (10-2).The Badgers were a little lethargic to start and trailed Green Bay 12-11 almost 9 minutes into the game. But they reeled off a 20-4 run that included a nearly 5-minute scoreless drought for the Phoenix (4-6).Green Bay cut the lead to seven earlly in the second half.dddddddddddd But Wisconsin responded with a 25-8 run that blew the game open.Kerem Kanter led Green Bay with 18 points.---No. 19 ARIZONA 64, GRAND CANYON 54TUCSON, Ariz. -- Kobi Simmons scored 13 points and Rawle Alkins added 11 points and eight rebounds for Arizona.Arizona (9-2) started ragged, built a 16-point lead in the first half and allowed Grand Canyon to claw most of the way back due to a rash of turnovers.The Wildcats had 19 turnovers overall and struggled shooting in the second half before wearing down the Antelopes for their 39th straight non-conference home win.Grand Canyon (5-5) kept No. 11 Louisville within reach until late last week and did the same against Arizona.DeWayne Russell had 19 points, but had to work for it against the physical Wildcats. He hit 8 of 21 shots, including 1 of 7 from 3-point range.Oscar Frayer scored all 16 of his points in the second half for Grand Canyon.---No. 20 SAINT MARYS 73, WESTERN KENTUCKY 51MORAGA, Calif. -- Jock Landale had 15 points and 13 rebounds and Saint Marys jumped to a quick lead it never relinquished.Evan Fitzner scored eight of his teams first 12 points as the Gaels took control from the tip. He finished with 11 points and three 3-pointers, while Emmett Naar had 14 points and six assists.Landale went 7 for 13 from the field and is shooting 65 of 99 -- 65.6 percent -- on the season for the Gaels (8-1), who used a late 13-2 run in the first half for a 38-24 lead.Justin Johnson and Que Johnson each scored 11 points to lead Western Kentucky (4-6). ' ' '